Church Bulletin Bloopers

A church bulletin announced: During our upcoming Easter service Mrs. Smith will be laying an egg on the altar. ******** A little boy was praying at bedtime. “I can’t hear you,” whispered his mother. “I’m not talkin’ to you,” the boy whispered back.

Cloud Cover.

“You have covered Yourself with a cloud so that no prayer can get through.” Lamentation 3:44 Honestly,  it startled me when I first read this verse. There are too many needs for Him to make a shield out of those fluffy white cumulous creations: Baltimore rioting, Nepal death toll rising, the 2016 presidential election. Heck, […]

Guatemala. The Sweet Stuff.

I recently returned from Guatemala with my daughter, Caroline. I didn’t go on this short term mission trip in search of a life-changing event. I’d already visited a village in Mexico years ago and experienced the shock and a good dose of humility that most do when they first see poverty (modest shelters, wooden bed […]

Ruby. A Precious Jewel.

“Blessed is the man who finds wisdom, the man who gains understanding….She is more precious than rubies; nothing you desire can compare with her.” Proverbs 3:13, 15             Ruby is a friend of mine. No, we don’t go way back. The darling lady is eighty-nine years old. She resides in a nursing care facility in […]

When Toto Pulls Back the Curtain.

“Sin’s power lies in being undetected.” (Live the Praying Life. Jennifer Kennedy Dean)             A Sunday-after-church ritual began during my junior high years. I’d read the comics then study the TV guide. Cover to cover. Come spring time I had a specific agenda: locate and memorize the date, time, and channel (Easy. There were three) […]

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